Cold Storage (5.4/10)

This one isn’t terrible, but I would not recommend. There’s a solid concept here, and it feels like the movie had real potential if it had committed to a more serious tone instead of blending in uneven comedy within a horror/sci-fi setup. That tonal inconsistency ends up undercutting what could have been a much more effective experience. Casting doesn’t fully land either. Liam Neeson feels misaligned with the material, and Joe Keery doesn’t quite fit the role he’s given. Georgina Campbell delivers a serviceable performance, but it’s not enough to elevate the film overall. In the end, there are glimpses of what this could have been, but the execution never quite comes together. Most viewers can safely pass on this one. "Two employees at a self-storage company have the wildest shift of their lives when a parasitic fungus that was sealed by the government escapes. As the temperature rises underground, the highly contagious and rapidly mutating microorganism starts to multiply as it unleashes its brain-controlling, body-bursting terrors on the facility's inhabitants -- human and otherwise."